Dressing you up a little a total sissy slut

We're going to play pretty pretty princess.

Oh, you look confused.

Do you not understand the rules of pretty pretty princess?

See, all my girlfriends were busy and instead of playing and gossiping and doing each others hair and make up, I'm stuck with you.

Now, you really wouldn't be my first choice because, well, you make an ugly man, so you're going to make an even uglier woman.